First of all, I would like to state for the record: I like lentil soup a lot. There, now that that is settled...I would also like to state (not necessarily for the record at this time) that I do not like fighting with my husband. In fact, it really sucks.

The amazing thing is that he probably doesn't realize that we are fighting, so honey, if you are reading this today...WE ARE FIGHTING right now. I am mad at you. I am pretty sure that you are mad at me too. Neither of us really know why, you least of all.
Maybe I can spell it out for you. I am selfish, and I like sleep. You deprive m e of both things. Therefore I get mad. Kissing and making up are scheduled for 5:30 p.m.